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Exclusive: Here's the Drink Menu at the New Taco Bell in SoMa That's Serving Liquor


The site of the new Taco Bell

The site of the new Taco Bell 


Taco Bell plans to sell booze at a new SoMa location, according to Eater SF and Hoodline. And while the new location is supposed to be "more urban-friendly" and appeal to "millennials" (Snake People), a San Francisco magazine exclusive investigation (we made some stuff up we thought was funny), reveals a drink menu that sounds more than a little familiar. Here, the official reveal of the new booze menu at the SoMa Taco Bell.



Crunchwrap Supreme Value Breakfast Meal With Orange MAXmosa

Green Apple Chalupatini XXL

Blue Raspberry Chalupatini XXL

Mountain Dew Chalupatini XXL

Atomic Hot Lime-a-Rita

Cranberry Jalapeno Refried Bean Cosmopolitan

Long Island Iced Tea



Fiery Doritos Loco Amber Ale Supreme

Beefy Mini Bud Light Lime

Pilsner With Real Imitation Kool Ranch Flavor




Sauvignon Blanc Gordita Crunch

Seven Layer Chardonnay 

Yo Quiero Pink Moscato

Flamin’ Hot Cab Franc

Cheezy Merlot Blaster

1998 Domaine de la Romanee-Conti, Romanee-Conti Grand Cru, Cote de Nuits (served with free nachos) 


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